Bud Light done messed up selling out their loyal customer base in an attempt to pander to titface performer Dylan Mulvaney's audience. To win back customers, the company released an over-the-top patriotic ad that would even make the crowd at CPAC say, "I don't think you're taking my concerns seriously,"

Joe Rogan watched the panderthon with Jim Breuer. And the two comedians lost. their. sh*t.

"It hurts my feelings it's so dumb."

"This is a company in deep shit."

"Shut the f*ck up, now I hate you more."

"That's like the dumbest commercial of all time."

Here's the thing: I actually think this commercial is WORSE than the Dylan Mulvaney video. At least with Dylan, the company had the sense to not publicize the video themselves. Dylan did his Dylan crap on TikTok, then the internet took over. Anheuser Busch is ACKSHUALLY airing this commercial on television! I saw it during The Office on Sunday. Even Michael Scott would say, "This rube bait tries too hard."

It got me thinking while writing this. Did VP Melissa Weinerchild or whatever her name is get fired/take a leave of absence over the Dylan Mulvaney mistake? Or did she take a leave of absence/get fired because THIS was her idea for the company to win back customers and billions of dollars?

The only thing missing was Lee Greenwood and a bald eagle shedding a single tear while watching TikTok videos.

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