With everything that has happened since March, you would think that Bud Light would learn how the internet works. Yet for a company that is looking to bring back the customer base it sh*t on and chased away, you would think sponsoring a parade that exposes children to naked adults and worse would be something they would avoid.

In the company's defense, they thought they were sponsoring Toronto's Pride Parade. They may have assumed the parade was about marriage equality and loving who you love. Bud Light executives could have thought no adult would kink out when they knew children would be present. Or, at the very least, assume parents would have the decency and common sense to not expose their children to it.

Yet here they are...

And here the puppy play fetishists are. That is where at least the Gs and the Ts (I get confused about the other letters) pick one partner to be the dog and another partner to be the master. The dog wears a leather dog helmet and little else (obviously). Once a year, they demand to be affirmed by marching down the street in front of families. In the olden days, kids would watch bagpipers and marching bands. In 2023, it's this.

But AT LEAST the puppy play freaks cover up their genitals. Also at this family-friendly were nudists. Bud Light sponsored a parade where people walked down the street in public, in full view of children, buck ass naked. And like most nudists, they were disgusting to look at too.

I think I can figure out what happened here. Bud Light executives made the mistake of believing what they are told in the media and thought the kink, the degeneracy, and "they're coming for our children" was all right-wing misinformation. American beer company Yuengling may have made that same error, but they had enough sense to course correct it.

One of these days, Bud Light. One of these days.

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