I know public schools stopped teaching things like history or civics or math. But I'd like to think we were still teaching kids that, should you find yourself on fire, to "stop, drop, and roll." For two Buffalo Bills fans, they must have skipped school that day.

Before we get to the video, I need to explain what's going on. Every team has their own tailgating tradition. For Bills Mafia, it's crushing Labatt Blues and jumping through tables. However, during important games, things can get a little out of hand. You need a little extra something something. Like setting the table on fire.

Before Sunday's must-win game against the Patriots, one mafia member, in his overzealousness, did not account for wind. He then ran around making it worse, while his friend tried kicking the fire off of him. Other fans attempted to remind them about stopping, dropping, and rolling. It just took a while for the information to encode.

The real hero in the video is the bro who reset the table.

So two other bros could have their turn.

It all happened so fast.

As surprising as it may sound, that was NOT the worst flaming table botch of the weekend. This one was:

Everything worked out. No serious burns were suffered. Valuable lessons were learned. And most importantly, the flaming table spot sent good juju out into the universe because the Bills were victors in their must-win game against the Patriots.

I'm left afraid to see what Bills Mafia is going to do before this Sunday's do-or-die game against the Miami Dolphins. Since the Bills can't ever do anything easily, if we win we're the number two seed. But if we lose, the team could miss the playoffs entirely.

As the Bills study tape of the Fish, Bills Mafia will be studying tape of the Dudley Boys in ECW and attitude-era WWE. GET THE TABLES!

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