Being a pervert is bad enough. Being a pervert who is also a teacher should get you on a list. Being a pervert who is not only a teacher but also a moron is why we have this story. A California (of course) teacher is on leave after getting caught watching porn on his phone in front of the class. He was also, I think I have to say "allegedly", pleasuring himself while doing so.

Funny thing about high school students? They all have phones of their own. And social media accounts. Not that this is the first teacher who has proven they don't understand how the internet works. But.. know what I mean?

According to KGET-17, once the video of Pervy Peter made its way around social media, police were dispatched to investigate a teacher "watching lewd material and engaging in lewd acts while in the presence of students."

The name of the teacher is being withheld, but he has been put on leave and removed from the school while the investigation continues. They don't specify what the lewd acts he was engaged in were, but he was a male teacher with his phone in one hand. You don't need to be a math teacher to do the, well, math.

The saddest thing is I can't even tell you this is the worst teacher masturbating in front of students' story we've covered. It's bad enough it's not the first teacher masturbating in front of students' story we've covered. But the worst goes to a New Jersey teacher who did it not once, but TWICE.

He was caught once doing it in front of middle schoolers. Then while that was being investigated and he was put in a different school, he got caught a second time. That man was charged and arrested.

As of this writing, Pervert Peter is still being investigated. No word on if the fathers of the students are doing their own investigation as well.

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