In Canada, it's perfectly legal to vacuum-suck babies from the womb and sell their dismembered body parts. But making people feel bad about it? I THINK NOT, GOOD FELLOW. As of Wednesday, it's going to be illegal to protest abortion anywhere near an abortion clinic in Ontario.

It will soon be illegal to protest outside and near abortion clinics in Ontario.

The legislature passed a bill Wednesday to create zones around the eight clinics in the province of between 50 and 150 metres in which anti-abortion protests, advising a person not to get an abortion, and intimidation or interfering with a woman's ability access the services will be banned.

So don't even think about nicely asking someone if they're sure they want an abortion. Tuck your tail and go home, insurgent. And you'd better hope your neighbors aren't abortion workers, or else you won't be able to disapprove of baby-killing there either.

The ban will also automatically apply to 150 metres around the homes of abortion staff and health professionals who provide the services.

Canada is going hard for this. I wish they cared about protecting human lives as much as making sure nobody's feelings get hurt (see PURGE IT ALL! Canada Wants 'Triggering' Founding Father Removed from Schools and CANADA: New Law REQUIRES Parents Respect Children's 'Gender Preferences.' Or Else...).

This all hardly comes as a surprise, I know. Canada hates freedom of speech, so they're not going to support someone's freedom to disagree with the status quo. This is the same Canada who slapped Mike Ward with fines for making a mean joke. So, shocking? Not as much as Lena Dunham's weight loss. But it is straight up evil. In the north, feelings now matter more than lives.

And you thought Canada couldn't get any worse.

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