Unlike most other conservatives who have been talking about Cardi B's WAP lately, I at least buy that the Hodgetwins have heard of her before. Especially before her interview with Joe Biden. Otherwise known as a DAP. To save you the trip to UrbanDictionary.com, a "WAP" is a wet ass pussy, and a "DAP" is a dry ass pussy. If you need further explanation, you are long overdue for a talk about the birds and the bees with a grown-up.

The pop star sat down with the presidential candidate, who in his senility probably thought it was a strategy session with Kamala Harris. Though to be fair to Cardi, she actually has made salient points in the past (see CARDI B TELLS THE BREAKFAST CLUB SHE NEVER CONSIDERED AN ABORTION and RAPPER CARDI B GOES ON EPIC RANT ABOUT TAXES: "WHERE'S MY RECEIPT?"). Sadly, she didn't while she had the opportunity to talk to someone who — God help us — can be president in a few months. Allow me to #PassTheMic to the Hodgetwins and let them rip it apart.

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The best part about the Cardi B interview with Biden is all the journalists upset that he hasn't done an interview with them. Even the cognitively declining Joey B knows he can ignore the press as much as he wants and, to quote one of the greatest Irish minds of our generation, they'll fookin' do nothing. Seriously, what's the press going to do? Support Trump?

Democrats know that as long as they leave the money on the nightstand, the media will do what they're told. And maybe get drugged and robbed by Cardi B.

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