You'd think criminalizing dickweeds would have figured out that being a criminalizing dickweed never ends well. Nevertheless, crooks continue to provide the world with a steady supply of criminal douchebaggery.

Here's the tale of a douchey carjacker who got himself a crash course in karma. Courtesy of this gun-toting mommy:

Michelle Booker-Hicks was at the Shell station along Interstate 35 around 10 p.m. Wednesday when Ricky Wright, 36, attempted to steal her vehicle while she was paying her gas bill, police said. Booker-Hicks told FOX4 Dallas her two sons, ages 2 and 4, were sitting in the backseat at the time.

“I proceeded to jump in my backseat and told the gentleman to stop, to get out the car. He would not get out of the car. He turned around and looked at me. I reached over the armrest to get my glove compartment and that’s when I fired at him once I got the gun from my glove compartment,” Booker-Hicks recalled to the news station.

Booker-Hicks shot Wright in the face while he was allegedly trying to drive away. He crashed the vehicle into the fence.

There's a valuable lesson in all of this. Don't get between mama bear and her cubs.

Had this frontrunner for Mom of the Year not been packing some heat, this douchelord carjacker would have done God only knows what with her and the younglings. Instead, she and the little ones are safe and the carjacking ass-o-saurus just got a lot less handsome.

This is the exact reason for the glorious Second Amendment. It turns an otherwise defenseless ladyperson into a force to be reckoned with. It changes the outcome of unfortunate situations like this one. Though, the left continues in their quest to ban all the boomsticks. In the name of "common sense."

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