The state of Hawaii woke up Saturday morning thinking they were about to get Nagasaki-ed. No, seriously. Apparently a particularly duncy individual pressed the "WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE" notification button. Then, when it asked "are you sure," he pressed it again. Government employees at their finest.

Seems like the guy saw a button sitting there and just couldn't resist the urge to push it.

So basically some dude with a patronage job screws up. Not to make light of how justifiably panicked people were. If my tax dollars paid for the state to scare the bejesus out of me, I'd be upset too. Rationally upset.

Irrationally? Everything is Donald Trump's fault. Just like every other bad thing in the world.

Way to steer the boat toward Conspiracyville there, Judd. I'll be sure to gift you a nice ball cap made of Reynolds Wrap for your birthday.

I'll bet Jimbo thought that sounded really profound as he typed it. Instead, he continued to prove he's a clueless, New-Age buffoon who talks out of his butt, and not just in Ace Ventura movies. Sad.

Why is it incumbent upon Trump to apologize for an incident he didn't cause? Get at me. I'd really like to know.

Sure, because the beach ball-shaped pudge-monster across the pond hasn't threatened to turn the land of the free into a nuclear wasteland for years. Even if this kerfuffle happened under Barry Bike Helmet himself, the fear would be the same. The reaction is pretty standard.

Here's what cracks me up. I am at best a Trump agnostic. I lean more to not being a fan of his than I do thinking Trump is the air that I breathe. Yet this happens without fail. Leftists, particularly the blue checkmark brigade, go so overboard it makes me sympathetic to Trump. It definitely makes me more understanding of his supporters. I imagine that's not an isolated happening.

Plus, had President Trump tweeted about Hawaii? These same Hollywood doucheburritos would have the exact same things to say.

All this unreasoned anti-Trumpism ever does is make the MAGA brigade even bigger. It never fails.

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