There's nothing better than a well-timed joke based on cultural normalities. Except if you're living in 21st century America. Such jokes are racist (see HATE CRIME? ‘Racist’ Banana Peel Causes Mass Hysteria at Ole Miss. A Banana Peel! and Of Course! Salon.com Now Says the National Anthem is Racist). Speaking is racist. Breathing is racist, you neo-Nazi sack of white supremacist ideals. Stop taking the oxygen away from minorities.

Enter the band The Chainsmokers, who made the racist mistake of knowing something about Chinese culture. The left is crying as if their fresh wontons rolled off the table.

And here's the reaction:

Outrage. But the comment was completely accurate. The Chinese eat dogs. Lots of dogs. They eat 10,000 dogs during their week-long dog eating festival. Fried, sauteed, filleted. In China, hounds are a delicacy.

So no, the joke wasn't offensive. In fact it's hardly a joke. The Chinese people eat dogs. One of The Chainsmokers saying he wouldn't want to bring his dog to China, alluding to the FACT that the Chinese eat dogs is as racist as saying the Chinese live in China. It's true. Do all the Chinese people eat dogs? Probably not. But a lot of Americans eat beef. So if a band member from The Samosas (a fictional band from India using a stereotypical Indian food for inspiration) said he loved his pet cow, but would never bring his cow to America? No one would care. Because a lot of Americans eat cows.

See how that works? When something is true, it's not a racial offense worth getting your Huggies in a twist. Alas, running a brief search on the internet search engine of your choice is too much for social justice keyboard warriors of the dumbass kind.

The kid who cried racist is worse than the kid who cried wolf. Example:

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