Charlize Theron has herself a kiddo. Looking at the tot, it's pretty safe to assume the child is a boy. Except, according to Ms. Theron, the youngster in question is a pretty princess. Because he/she/xe said so this one time.

Not joking:

"She looked at me when she was three years old and said: ‘I am not a boy!'”

“So there you go! I have two beautiful daughters who, just like any parent, I want to protect and I want to see thrive,” the “Long Shot” star shared. “They were born who they are and exactly where in the world both of them get to find themselves as they grow up, and who they want to be, is not for me to decide.”

Theron dressed Jackson in female clothes from there on out, embracing her child for who she is.

Because a three-year-old said so?

Uh, kids say lots of things. That doesn't mean we're supposed to take them seriously. Yet, a single mention of trannydom was enough to for Charlize to spring for a gender-swapped wardrobe.

When I was a sprout, I wanted to be an astronaut. According to Charlize's "logic" my parents would be out of line if they didn't give in to my every aeronautical desire. Call Child Protective Services if they refused my requests for an aluminum tube, some matches, and a jug of kersene.

Sorry, but children are not intelligent people. It takes round-the-clock diligence from parents to keep their tiny hands from putting paper clips in electrical sockets. This is why it's pure insanity to trust tiny peeps to choose what sort of downstairs equipment they ought to have.

While we're talking kiddies and gender:

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