Plenty of stupid has crawled its way from the cavernous depths of Chelsea Handler's squawk hole. You learn to expect as much from leathered broads who "chose" not to have kids, but if they did they'd totally smoke joints with them because they're the cool mom. This unabashed idiocy tops the charts though.

In the wake of the tragic Florida shooting, here's what Chelsea chose to angry-type on Twitter:

She's not the only blue checkmark to pass up "thoughts and prayers:" Worst Media Reactions to Florida High School Shooting.

It's interesting Chelsea suddenly has a newfound concern for the lives of children. What with her obsession with Planned Parenthood and the snuffing of unwanted babies.

Let's ignore Handler's hatred of tiny tots, vocal support of abortion clinics, and overall bitterness. Instead let's imagine she actually does have a vested interest in the lives of children, beyond just exploiting them for political points. If Chelsea truly cares about making the United States a safer place for kids, she'd be in favor of strong border security, due process, protecting little ones from hormone replacement therapy. All things leftism wants to crush faster than you can say "hypocrisy."

Don't be mistaken, social justice sellouts like Chelsea care little about the sake of children. She sees them as mere consequences of the unguarded loin. An inconvenience at least, a political prop at best.

Insisting conservatives are "perfectly fine" with dead kids because they believe in gun rights is a false equivalency. Though if we're getting technical -- the group which celebrates the death of babies, on the other hand, sounds comfortable with dead kids.

And liberal shrews wonder why nobody takes them seriously.

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