The latest airport brawl dropped and it was at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. I know you're shocked. Violence in Chicago? That NEVER happens! But it did in the baggage claim where two groups of people found themselves in disagreement over... I don't know, some nonsense. There were punches thrown, legs kicked, hair pulled, and eventually a bunch of above-average-sized people came crashing to the ground.

A few more incidences like this, and the city might get a bad name.

Shout out to Peyton who remembered to do it for the content. S/he (not a trans joke, this could be a boy or a girl) saw the argument happening and had a sixth sense things were about to pop off. Peyton's mom meant well trying to get them out of harm's way. But this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Public fight porn when YOU'RE the one with your camera out!

Thank you for trying, Peyton.

People are free to make up their only reasons why the two groups of people started throwing down, but I think the words "Spirit Airlines" gives away the script. This is why I only fly airlines that allow me carry-on luggage. Flying is a miserable experience as is. Having to stand around with people you were stuck on the flight while you wait for your bag and I might start throwing punches myself.

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