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In the olden days, a bygone era, we used to be able to talk about diversity and inclusion in school without bringing in sex toys or talking about butt stuff. That is not the case at allegedly "elite" Chicago school Francis W. Parker. Joseph Bruno, the Dean of Students there, not only brags about having someone play "show and tell" with sex toys for the students, he says it is the best part about his job. The rub is he made the mistake of saying that to a citizen journalist from Project Veritas.

It is unclear the age of the students. Bruno is the one who refers to them as "kids."

I’ve been the Dean for four years. During Pride -- we do a Pride Week every year -- I had our LGBTQ+ Health Center come in. They were passing around butt-plugs and dildos to my students. Talking about queer sex, using lube versus using spit...

I don't need to explain the lube vs. spit debate, do I? We're all adults here (as opposed to the students at Francis W. Parker)? I don't have to spell it out?

And while the kids were passing around dildos and butt-plugs asking "how does this butt-plug work," it was then that Bruno realized it was "a really cool part of my job."

When reached for comment...

Ackshually, the school did send out an email to parents that they stand in full support of the Dean. And blasted the citizen journalists attempting to, quote, "undermine and manipulate Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Belonging work in schools." Work that they achieve by handing out sex toys to children and engaging them in "lube vs. spit" debates.

Pride Month is every June when we are told to appreciate the contributions of Ls, Gs, Bs, especially the Ts, Qa, As, Is, other Is, Ps, and whatever the hell the pluses are to society. To question anything makes you a -phobic, depending on which specific letter you are being -phobic against. And I'd hate to be considered [solve for x]-phobic in any way.

I'm just wondering if parents and administrators would think it would be as appropriate for a cisgender hetero person to be teaching kids how to use butt plugs. Or that to celebrate the small business entrepreneurial spirit of Americans, the owner of the Hustler Store was brought in to show off dildos. Because if your answer to any of this is anything other than "no," you're sick.

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