I don't know about you, but I enjoy me some Chick-Fil-A. In fact, just mentioning the restaurant is making me salivate for one of their tasty poultry concoctions. Unfortunately though, peeps will be unable to get their chicken sandwich on at the airport in San Antonio.

The reason is pure dumbassery:

District 1 City Councilman Roberto Treviño motioned to approve the Food, Beverage and Retail Prime Concession Agreement with Paradies Lagardère for the airport Thursday on condition Chick-fil-A be excluded from the agreement. Treviño asserted Chick-fil-A has a “legacy of anti-LGBTQ behavior” and that such a business had no place in the city’s airport.

Treviño’s motion came after a Wednesday ThinkProgress report that asserted Chick-fil-Adonated $1.8 million in 2017 to the Salvation Army, Fellowship of Christian Athletes and Paul Anderson Youth Home — charitable Christian ministries that ThinkProgress defined as discriminatory against LGBTQ individuals.

So, no Chick-Fil-A?!

This councilman is making it sound like the people handing you your waffle fries are sporting Klan robes and Hitler 'staches. Funneling the chicken sandwich money to fascist paramilitary organizations like the Salvation Army. To aid in their holocaust against the fancy lads.

I'm trying to figure out the issue here. As far as I know, there isn't a "no limp-wrists allowed" sign out front. There's no drug in the chicken which will make you trade show tunes for speed metal.

It sounds more like this guy has a beef with Chick-Fil-A being a Christian company. "The chicken people are Christian and Christians frown on fabulousness. Therefore, those chicken sandwiches are homophobic." Though, something tells me this guy wouldn't do the same to a falafel place because the owner is a Muslim. So remind me, who's the bigot again?

Since we're talking religion:

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