We're about to talk about Chris Christie, so go ahead and get all of your "fat" and "RINO" jokes out of your system. We'll wait..

OK, now that that's done, let's move on. Christie was on "The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon" last night. As we've said, he's very good at handling appearances like this - like it or not - it's more important for a conservative to do well here than on AMRadio, or on cable news.

The topic of the next debate came up...

"There was one point where I went TWENTY QUESTIONS in a row without being asked a question, and that's hard. I'm standing up there standing next to Marco Rubio, looking at each other going, 'Are we still here? Is this still on? Do our mics work?'

"You're not supposed to 'jump in.' A few people did, but I didn't think that was appropriate for that night but, by the way, STAY TUNED on September 16th...we may be changing tactics. If I get to like fifteen questions in a row - count them at home - they're going to go, 'Uh oh, he's going to go nuclear now.' I'm going to turn green and get The Hulk thing going..."

Right now both he and John Kasich are statistically tied for last in who will make the cut off for the Primetime debate. So when it comes to being dead last, they're tops.

No offense to Chris Christie, but if we have to choose between him going nuclear in primetime and him being replaced by Carly Fiorina...

We'd take the Conservative honey badger over Hulk anyday.