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Chris Pratt: 'I Only Eat What I Kill.' Vegans Freak...

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Chris Pratt: 'I Only Eat What I Kill.' Vegans Freak...

January 16, 2016

We here at LwC take our role as the leading experts on all things Chris Pratt very seriously. Whether it's about Blue Lives Matter, patriotism, charity or just bordering-on-uncomfortable affection for the man, we bring you what you want.

But this Instagram post from him may have broken us...

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Here I am vacuum packing some deer meat in the kitchen. I grew up in the woods. Not literally. I mean, we had a house. I wasn't raised by coyotes. But I spent a lot of time in the woods. Hunting, fishing and being outdoors with my friends and family is how I spent my free time as a young'n. That part of me will never change. I mean. I'm assuming. I don't know. Maybe it will. It hasn't yet. Maybe one day I'll wake up and be like, "I'm only gonna eat veggies for the rest of my life." If I do that's cool. It's a free country. Anyways. I just filled the freezer with a bunch of tasty meat from an awesome deer hunt in the great state of Texas. Oh! I should tell you: I'm going to start a diet I called "The Game Plan" where basically I only eat wild game for a year. "The Game Plan," get it? Cause GAME? I mean I'll also eat veggies and fruit and other stuff too. But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends. Total free range organic wild game! The game plan. Join me. I mean I'm gonna still eat eggs and probably chicken and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon. But other than that. And the occasional burger for a cheat meal. But other than that only wild game. The game plan. I should mention I will also have sushi because I have to have sushi because it's so good. And pepperoni. But that's not a meat technically, right? But other than that all wild game. And pepperchinis! (That's not how you spell that) Exclusively wild game. It will be tough. But it's worth the sacrifice. I will be eating turkey for thanksgiving. Probably fried. That's the best. And also ham. For Easter we make lamb. That's great. Ill have to have lamb that day. So... "The Game Plan" Who's with me!?
A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Jan 13, 2016 at 4:01pm PST

Love it. But allow me to provide a highlight that I think we can all support.

"But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends."

You can't see this right now, but we're all making hearts with our hands. Of course the angry animal vegans swarmed in before the deer carcus was even warm. As seen by many of the Instagram comments

Oh, vegans. When will they ever learn? Rhetorical question. Due to the lack of saturated fat in their diets (which is necessary for essential brain function) they are, in fact, incapable of learning.

Also an irony: based on the vitriolic hatred seen in the comments section, it would seem that vegan's reserve their compassion and love, strictly for animals. Humans need not be a part of the equation.

More important irony: hunters do more for animal conservation than any namby-pamby, animal justice, keyboard warrior could ever hope to. From keeping animal populations within healthy ranges, to ensuring humane killing methods, they do a whole lot more than bitching on a Tumblr post.

Also, please note that Chris Pratt is one of the good guys. A pro-life man of faith, pro-Second Amendment, pro-America, and he eats what he kills. If all you do is complain about how rotten Hollywood is, make it a point to support one of the good guys.

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