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Super Touching. Chris Pratt Teaches Son Pledge Of Allegiance
Help me out ladies, would saying SQUEE be appropriate here?
I've expressed our appreciation of Chris Pratt for taking a stand against outrage culture. Liberal feminists have expressed their appreciation of Chris Pratt because of his hotness. As a straight male... no qualms with the assertion.
But that's nothing compared to this...
Meant to post this on #MemorialDay but I was in China and my phone wasn't working. I'm proud to be American. I'm... http://t.co/NHGwkNhtcC— chris pratt (@chris pratt) 1432756393.0
Meant to post this on #MemorialDay but I was in China and my phone wasn't working. I'm proud to be American. I'm blessed to get to travel the world! #IPledgeAllegiancePosted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Posted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
That's right folks. Chris Pratt, on his front porch, in front of an American Flag, teaching his son The Pledge of Allegiance, on Memorial Day. He even included "UNDER GOD." This makes the picture of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor look like a Bernie Sanders folk album.
It all goes back to dinosaurs. And velociraptors. And Chris Pratt's hotness. I'm straight. Bye.
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