Every so often, a politician drops bars that are such obvious bullplop, it exposes how dumb they think the electorate is. Chrystia Freelander, the woman looking to be the new Justin Trudeau, has an entry in the "woke eight-year-old" genre of tweets that is hall of fame-worthy. Because a regular woke eight-year-old isn't woke enough. Freelander went with a woke four-year-old.

If her name sounds familiar, she went from being a regular guest on MSNBC to declaring martial law on Canadian protestors for daring to have a different opinion than the government. I'm sure there was some stuff in between, but it's Canada so... meh.

Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau, Canada's walking pile of soy and hair goop, announced he was quitting, leaving a leadership spot to be filled in the Liberal Party. Freelander is one of the people who wants the job, but she doesn't want it for her.

She wants it for young Ari.

A few weeks ago in Saskatoon, I met a four-year old girl named Ari. She asked me, “Can you stop Trump from invading Canada?”

Ari is a smart little girl. She is asking the right question.

I'm running to lead the Liberal Party and to be Canada’s next Prime Minister, because Donald Trump is posing the gravest threat we have faced since the Second World War.

C'mon, Canada. You can't possibly be stupid enough to believe this.

It's a common line of bullsh*t you hear from American leftists, where they claim their super woke eight-year-old daughter repeated something that, ironically, was almost verbatim whatever the Democrat Party talking point du jour was that week. Barstool's Kevin Clancy coined the "Ruthkanda Forever" awards (in fairness to KFC, he's not much of a MAGA fan these days after the congestion tax got yeeted). It was named after a hashtag from an AWFL mother whose daughter was "so woke," she had a hot take on both Ruth Bader Ginsberg's AND Chadwick Boseman's passing.

I know the tweets are bullsh*t. You know the tweets are bullsh*t. The progressives sending the tweets think you're idiots who will believe them. Chrystia Freelander thinks people are so dumb they'll believe a four-year-old actually had a hot take on what CBC says about the American president.

My nephew is six. When he comes over after school today, he won't have hot takes on Trump's cabinet meeting or Elon Musk's expectation that federal employees answer emails. He'll ask for ice cream and want to see Liv Morgan win the tag team titles.

And on the off chance this conversation actually happened between Freelander and Ari -- which it didn't, but let's say for sake of argument -- it's not a knock on Trump. It's a knock on Ari having horrible parents.

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