Chuck Schumer has patriarchal anger issues and hates women... is what people would say if he was a Republican and this happened.

Onlookers said Schumer was incensed that Hilary — the daughter of William S. Paley, the founder and chairman of CBS — had voted for Trump, even though her husband, Joseph, is a well-known Democrat.

One witness said of the restaurant rant, “They are a highly respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, ‘She voted for Trump!’ The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside.” On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “ ‘How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!’ He kept repeating, ‘He’s a liar!’ ”

Hilary confirmed the confrontation, telling Page Six, “Sen. Schumer was really rude . . . He’s our senator, and I don’t really like him. Yes, I voted for Trump. Schumer joined us outside and he told me Trump was a liar. I should have told him that Hillary Clinton was a liar, but I was so surprised I didn’t say anything.”

There are reasons aplenty for Schumer's bald-headed top to blow (see 2015: ‘Let’s Pause Syrian Refugees’ Said… Chuck Schumer?! and New York Senators Help Muslim Athlete Enter America. He Sexually Assaults a Minor). But a woman who voted for Trump in an area of New York City that went 12,017% to Hillary Clinton? C'mon son.

Now, sidestepping the oozing cowpie that is Chuckie Schumer's bombastic intolerance, I'd like to address how unbecoming and inappropriate it is for a US Senator to berate any one of his constituents for anything, least of all for whom they pulled the presidential trigger. Even if that president frequently employs his appendages for emphatic-point-making.

The people of the United States elect their officials. Which means the people of the United States are the employers of US officials. Which means Senator Schumer just chewed out one of his millions of bosses. Mrs. Califano pays Senator Schumer with her tax dollars. If anyone should be screaming at anyone else, it should've been Mrs. Califano reaming Schumer. Methinks many reasons to eviscerate Chuck. Least of all the constant vagina-cracking shill of a niece. If we're looking for pointers.

Yet many of our elitist officials believe themselves royalty, especially a fungal wart like Schumer, who's been sitting in his cushy little senate throne for a bit too long. He's forgotten for whom he operates.

But when this is your family, we shouldn't be surprised...

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