Climate change is the greatest challenge we as human beings face today. It's an existential crisis that must be addressed.

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When I ride my electric scooter to work each morning, I watch as dually pick-ups roll coal, and I cry—sob even. Partially because my lungs are filling with thick black smoke, but mostly because my heart breaks for sweet, defenseless Mother Earth. She has been kind enough to allow human beings to suckle at her tit for millennia, and how do we repay her? By destroying her!

I ride my electric scooter everywhere. Of course, that stresses out the rechargeable lithium battery, so I must replace them often, but those batteries don't have the same effect on the planet as carbon fuels.

I watched a young man chase after a plastic bag the other day, trying to do his part to stop pollution. He was hit by a car, but at least his carbon footprint is gone. The bag got away, though, so he must be in Hell, now.

All of us should do all we can to stop climate change. Each month, my friends and I gather in the woods and perform ritual human sacrifices to appease Mother Earth in the hopes that she'll spare us in the coming apocalypse. She adores human sacrifices because it reduces the carbon footprint. I love Mother Earth, and you should, too.

"I'm gonna go to the mall and stop some climate change there."

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