Whenever one of the lefty climate alarmists' theories doesn't pan out, they're quick to attack from another angle. "Warm weather is to blame for ISIS. If we don't act now, you'll get ripped limb from limb by a disgruntled polar bear." Now, there's this guy. He says if we don't ban hamburgers this instant, the sun is going to cook us alive. I'm talking extra crispy.

For reals:

MUDD: This is an -- this is a leadership issue. Tens of millions of Americans will wake up today and eat hamburgers for lunch, that’s going to kill them. People don’t focus on the long term, they focus on the short term."

BERMAN: "Mm-hmm."

MUDD: "There’s a parallel here. The president comes into office and says we are withdrawing from climate change and we're investing in coal. That's going to kill us. Unless we get leadership that says we've got to take short term pain for the long term gain, which is something Americans don't do when they eat hamburgers, we are not going to win this one. We need leadership on this issue.”

Yep, noshing on a juicy, cheese-covered burger with all the fixings makes you public enemy number one in climate alarmists' eyes. Looks like beef is no longer what's for dinner.

Something tells me people aren't going to take too kindly to the po-po swatting the Big Macs from their grease-covered hands. In fact, putting the kibosh on beef could be the catalyst for a new civil war.

All this talk about hamburgers is making me hungry. In fact, I think after I'm done writing this, I'll go partake of a glorious Dave's Double from Wendy's.

Just think of having to spend the rest of your life munching on raw kale and celery sticks. I think I'd rather drive a power drill through my temple than have to suffer a life without charred bovine flesh.

This is why our discussions with climate alarmists go nowhere. For them, it's either complete totalitarianism or bust. If these lefty climate alarmists get their way, we won't even be allowed to choose what we stuff in our pieholes. The government will be the sole decider regarding which delicious mammals can be on the menu.

Yeah, they can count me out on this one.

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