CNN is a pretty shitty network. But normally that's just a metaphorical way to describe its reporting (see CNN CALLS MT. RUSHMORE RACIST, PROVING DONALD TRUMP RIGHT ABOUT THEM and CNN WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE CHRIS CUOMO HAS JUST COME OUT OF QUARANTINE. THIS TIMELINE PROVES OTHERWISE...). Here's a homeless woman actually dropping a deuce live on air. Presumably. As you watch this clip, ask yourself, is the reporter wearing a mask to virtue-signal over the 'rona? Or did the transient behind her have a particularly rank case of the Hershey squirts?

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Of course, we're making assumptions here. Just like CNN did with Nicholas Sandmann. From a distance, while the woman was in a squatting position, it's not clear whether feces didn't in fact evacuate from her bowels. Maybe she found a new nice pair of slacks in the garbage and wanted to try them on. She could possibly have even been doing a new form of yoga. It's also not clear whether she was in fact homeless. It's California, so it's hard to be 100% confident. The woman could just be a hippie.

At the end of the day, I doubt this even ranked in the top five shittiest things to happen on CNN that day.

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