San Francisco has turned into such a sh*tstained crime incubator, CNN could not ignore the problem anymore. They saw the viral video of ice cream and frozen pizzas padlocked and said, "Well, this can't be right. Why would Nancy Pelosi let this happen to her city?" Senior correspondent Kyung Lah was sent to investigate.

Out of Walgeens' 9000 stores, that one San Francisco store has the highest crime rate out of all of them. Up to twelve times a day. It was so bad, CNN witnessed three thefts in the short time they were there.

One onlooker said seeing products, like $14 bags of coffee, locked behind plexiglass made it look like San Francisco was becoming a police state. Odd that rampant crime that is a result of progressive voters electing progressive politicians to enact progressive policies that lead to the crime would resemble a police state. It's also odd that CNN would allow that to be said on air. Their definition of police state tends to more resemble Ron DeSantis passing laws that say if parents want to expose their children to porn they can order it off Amazon, but it will no longer be available in public schools.

CNN reports the residents are beginning to get fed up, which is true-ish. Voters have recalled a school board and their District Attorney because they had gone too woke even by San Francisco standards. Though instead of acknowledging the pushback, in both cases the influence of Republican billionaires was blamed for the recalls.

Yes. Republican influence... in San Francisco. Nothing is EVER the fault of progressive policies.

If I were a journalismer, I would sit down with Gavin Newsom and Nancy Pelosi and make them watch the Walgreens video. Also, this video.

This video.

And especially this video. He's one of the few people who migrated from Texas TO California. It's because California makes it more lucrative to be homeless.

Gov. Newsom? Speaker Pelosi? This is all happening in a major city in a state where your preferred ideological policies have taken full control and been allowed to flourish and metastasize. The American people want to know... how is this all Republicans' fault and does it upset you that they are seizing on the situation?

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