Don't do drugs, kids. Especially Coke. Diet Coke. Such is CNN's dire warning to viewers, making a smear segment about Trump's Coke consumption a PSA to grown-ass adults (see Hypocritical CNN Gives the Lamest Excuses for Groper Al Franken… and Serious News: CNN Runs Story on Dog’s Ear that Looks Like Trump).

These are lowest of standards, even for the depths of hell from which CNN reports.

Is Diet Coke bad for you? Is Hillary obsessed with dictator-styled pantsuits? Artificial sweeteners have been linked to obesity and an increased chance of heart disease and diabetes. Just a factilio CNN forgot to mention. They should have done it right if they were going to take a three-minute segment to talk about Trump's liquid drug consumption. Desperate cockalorums. They wouldn't recognize a good story if it groped their pompous tush.

Also, where's the segment on Obama's smoking habits? Yeah, he kicked them, but he smoked for years. Double standards are the only standards CNN has. Time is the currency that can be spent but not saved. If CNN decides to spend their time blabbing incessantly about Trump's food consumption, that's their choice. It doesn't mean their viewers will spend time watching it. They'd rather be sipping Diet Coke and downing a bag of salty tuber flakes while binging "Game of Thrones."

Remember, this is the same CNN who lectures everyone about the problems of "fake news."

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