There's too much news in the news these days. Not every story gets your full attention. So you may have missed the uprising at the New York Times. Long story short, the paper of "record" ran an OpEd by Sen. Tom Cotton, that it was time to use the military to stop the riots. Ironically enough, that same week there was a poll showing that a majority of America — get this — thought it was time to use the military to stop the riots. A U.S. Senator wrote an OpEd where he expressed a mainstream opinion that a majority of America agrees with. Are you all caught up? Good. Because this is where the members of the New York Times editorial board said they literally feared for their lives. Their boss was condoning violence against them just by running the OpEd. Many a straw man was burned alive. Tags were hashed. Of course, the person in charge quit and begged for forgiveness, and the triggered looked down at him and simply said, "No."

Another highlight for a news media that, contrary to what you might have heard, doesn't play sides (see NYT DELETES TWEET ABOUT THE SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE AGAINST JOE BIDEN and NYT PUSHES NEW RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY: BERNIE IS A COMMIE PLANT). But that's not why you're here. You're here to see Senate Majority Leader Cocaine Mitch mock and ridicule the Times from the floor of the United States Senate. A tip of the ol' hat to those rousers of all the rabble, the Washington Free Beacon.

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One of our nation's most storied newspapers just had its intellectual independence challenged by an angry mob, and they folded like a house of cards,. A jury of people on Twitter indicted them as accessories to a thought crime, and instead of telling them to go take a hike, the paper pleaded guilty and begged for mercy.

Cocaine Mitch could barely contain his glee. He was probably giggling to Ted Cruz and Ben Sasse all day over what he was going to do. For those of you playing along at home, while the Democrat leader needed a team of staffers to pull her up off the floor and explain to her that Wakanda is not real, our leader was backing the bus over the shook pussies who work at the Times and enjoying himself while doing so.

Here's to you, Cocaine Mitch.

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