Halloween is almost here, so expect your neighborhood leftists to double down on their crusade to ruin everything about it (see UMass Issues “Threat” Chart for Halloween. It’s Even Color-Coded… and Bill Maher Hilariously Destroys Anti-Halloween PC Liberals!). NO FUN ALLOWED. In the spirit of Halloweenies, Owen Benjamin, a favorite of ours here at LwC, shared a story about progressive party poopers on his recent "Feed the Bear" comedy special. Ready your ears.

Aaaaand this is the best line:

"I didn't know what [cultural appropriation] meant, because I'm fun to be around."

Grown adults getting their floral-printed panties in a twist over costumes and other fake stuff? Yep, tis the spirit of social justice wads (see Actor Chris Hemsworth Wears Indian Costume. Tolerant Liberals SHAME Him...). Their purpose is to destroy anything Americans enjoy, doubly so if it unifies them. The War on Christmas^TM this year is going to be LIT!

Owen's special "Feed The Bear" is also available for you to purchase at hugepianist.com. Lucky you.

You can also feast your eyes on the video below for more Owen-related chuckle material.

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