People may never know why Abdul Razak Ali Artan, the Ohio State attacker, carried out the attack (see BLAME THE GUNS? Ohio State ‘Shooter’ is Actually Knife-Weilding Somali… and Muslim Blames Terrorism on 'Islamophobia.' Tucker Carlson Destroys Her...). Actually, it's becoming abundantly clear why Artan did what he did. But you know, leftist narrative and "islamophobia" and what not. Spoiler alert: he didn't try to stabby stab everyone because he was butt hurt over his baldness.

“It appears that Artan may have at least been inspired by Anwar al-Awlaki and the Islamic State and we will continue to pursue this as part of this investigation,” announced Special Agent Angela Byers. Al-Awlaki was a radical cleric and al-Qaeda official killed by the United States in 2011.

Did you spot all those ambiguous fluff words? I did. "May have," "at least" and "inspired by" with an overt "but we're totes still looking into it, don't JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS" undertone. Meanwhile, BuzzFeed has it out for Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines beucase their pastor wants marriage between one filly and one colt. So it's fine to question the religious views and motivations of a Texan couple who renovates houses, but it's not okay to question the religious views and motivations of a declared ISIS fanboy, who sliced and diced some snowflakes at Ohio State. Got it.

Surprising to no one, ISIS has no problem giving Artan mad props for the attack...

The Islamic State militant group claimed responsibility on Tuesday for the attack. But a federal official who asked not to be identified said investigators have seen no evidence so far that the militant group's role was anything more than inspirational.

Even more ambiguous fluff words. Stop jumping to conclusions, you racist white Christians. How dare you. The investigators are bum out of luck on the motivation, so how could you possibly know what was catupulting through this young man's mind? Artan was just another innocent Muslim who, in response to "anti-Muslim bigotry," acted out the very stereotypes "Islamaphobes" always use to paint innocent Islamists as terrorists. It was a coincidence. Artan was triggered. Rather than deal with his inner conflict demons like an adult, the little Somali snowflake grabbed knife and sautéed his fellow students. Treating others to a simple joyride on the undercarriage of his sedan. But his drive by cut-fest had zero, ZERO to do with Islam. Anyone who jumps to such conclusions shall be excominucated from the fellowship of Tolerant Peoples. Forever branded as a racist Islamaphobe who may also watch episodes of Fixer Upper, despite the Gaystapo's condemnation. Go build a clock bomb and set it to explode in your face, you white haters.

It's websites like LwC's fault really. Maybe if we were nice or wore hijabs in solidarity, people wouldn't be inspired to kill us. Or if we didn't mock liberal twit wads who tried excusing explosive behavior while, in the same breath, maligned Christians at every opportunity.

Even if it is our fault, we're going to keep on keeping on.

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