411 congressional staffers signed an open letter to the congressmembers who gave them jobs demanding an Israel ceasefire against Hamas terrorists. The letter was allegedly anonymously signed by Muslim AND Jewish staffers, as well as allies.

I say allegedly because we don't know for a fact. They signed anonymously. It could only be two Jewish staffers. It could have been people bullied and terrorized into signing. And it could have been people who put their name on a letter because they were asked and didn't really care. What can you do?

People have been calling for an Israel ceasefire since before Israel returned fire. There are always two stages of this. The first is progressives celebrating the terrorist attack on Israel. The second is the calls for both sides to show restraint shortly after.

In the letter (here's a link if you care, but you can guess what's in it), the staffers are upset that their bosses (I'm guessing these are all Democrat staffers) showed solidarity for Israel after being attacked, but did not show solidarity with Hamas who did the attacking. This makes some muslim staffers feel "unsafe," as opposed to Jewish college students who have their peers calling them for them to be eliminated.

And much like social media influencer Rep. AOC (who farted), they don't know what ceasefire means.

The Squad, as you can imagine, was the first to support this. Ayanna Pressley praised the bravery of the anonymous staffers.

Cori Bush sees the anonymous staffers.

And Ilhan Omar... girl, please.

The anonymous staffers have been heard and seen.

Unfortunately for these alleged 411 anonymous staffers, they are competing with a much larger anonymous open letter.

I'll make a deal with the 411 anonymous staffers because Israel has barely had an opportunity to defend themselves before telling them they can't any more. Let them have their proportional response. And when they are about to use the space laser, THEN we can discuss a ceasefire.

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