I still can't believe this is real. Rep. Linda Sanchez (Derp-CA) thought she had a witness in a gotcha moment with something he retweeted. Turns out, she had the wrong guy... yet made the WRONG GUY answer for this other guy's tweets.

Just... just watch the video.

The Marcus Allen she was talking to in the House Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government is an FBI whistleblower. He was testifying about the agency retaliating against anyone who doesn't fall in line with the Administration.

FBI staff operations specialist Marcus Allen also had his security clearance suspended after he conducted Capitol riot case-related research using open-source news articles and videos ... “Because these open-source articles questioned the FBI’s handling of the violence at the Capitol, the FBI suspended Allen for ‘conspiratorial views in regard to the events of January 6th,'” the report says.

Sanchez is a nincompoop who thought she had Allen in a gotcha moment.

Sanchez: Is your account @MarcusA9705645?
Allen: That is absolutely not my account, ma'am.
Sanchez: Ok, not your account. Well on December 5th, 2022 an account under the name Marcus Allen retweeted a tweet that said quote...

She demanded to ask her question anyway! Even after being exposed as an idiot. Someone else (neither Marcus Allen) said to retweet if you agree Nancy Pelosi staged January 6th. @MarcusA9705645? retweeted the tweet. FBI staff operations specialist Marcus Allen was confused by what was happening. And wondering how this person got elected, yes, even in California

Sanchez: Do you agree with that statement, yes or no?
Allen: No ma'am. That's not my account at all-
Sanchez: I'm asking if you agree with that statement...
Allen: ...no.

It seems odd that Linda Sanchez would be so quick to defend Nancy Pelosi. After all, Pelosi is an enemy of Donald Trump and Linda Sanchez thinks Donald Trump is the greatest president of her lifetime.

When you f*ck up that badly and that publically, just take the L. Rep. Sanzhez's aide wasn't sure how names or the internet work. Sanchez got bad intel. Own it. Trying to pretend it wasn't a colossal f*ck up and that you aren't dumber than a sack of rocks only guarantees your clip will go viral and you'll be a laughing stock.

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