Dear God, please have Cory Booker run in 2020. A Warren/Booker ticket would be the most chuckle-inducing pair-up in the history of Los Estados Unidos. Every time Booker opens his grandstanding piehole, we end up rolling on the floor in uncontrollable fits of giggles.

Take his latest act of dumbassery for example. Cory thinks other countries are "out-Americanning" America by drinking the socialist Kool-Aid.

I kid you not:

“Every country we are competing with is driving down the cost of college,” Booker said. “Germany – it cost between zero and four percent of median income to go to college. Canada – I can’t stand how they’re out American-ing us in Canada. Trudeau? Give me a break. It costs about six to seven percent median income to go to college.”

What does it cost in America? Fifty-two percent of median income. And why are other nations out American-ing us? Why are they out-investing infrastructure the way we used to? Why are they out-investing in research and development the way we used to? Why are they out-investing in education the way we used to? Why are they doing universal preschool and we’re not? Why are they doing paid family leave and we’re not?

Cory, do you even Declaration of Independence, bruh? Our founding padres broke away from our posh, Limey overlords specifically because we didn't like big government. Historically, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness don't reign supreme when you're living in a socialist suckhole.

Spartacus here wants to run for President, yet he doesn't even know the basics of "Americanning." We're kinda known for doing our own thing. If America were to fall in line and follow every other country's lead, we wouldn't be America any more.

Besides, we're already so much better than everyone else:

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