If you're a child molester reading this, I've got some great news. All you have to do is transition to a different gender and you can fly the jail coup to go fornicate with young children to your little black heart's content. There's now legal precedence and everything. Oh happy day. If you were a he, but now a she, you are no longer deemed a threat. Isn't transwoman privilege just the best?

In November, the Storm Lake Times reported that Joseph Matthew Smith, a 23-year-old convicted of molesting a fellow MCS student in 2014, was “undergoing medical treatment that is needed prior to (Smith) potentially undergoing gender reassignment surgery.”Smith has expressed a preference to identify as Josie, according to court documents.
“We don’t believe we have evidence sufficient to prove Josie Smith has a significant chance of reoffending,” Hicks said late last week.

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Joseph Mathew Smith did the crime, yet "Josie" Smith doesn't have to do the time. Seems a pretty sweet deal, even if Josie does (or does not) have to shoot estrogen in a butt cheek. Josie still must register as a sex offender, sure. But registering as he who f*cks kids is a much better alternative than being sent to the clink with the reputation that he f*cks kids. He got a nice little deal not having to go to the slammer. Where I'm sure others would have slammed "her."

Let's recap what our "girl" did to children, shall we?

A preliminary report prepared by the state’s expert, Dr. Jeffrey Davis, says Smith molested as many as 15 victims, ranging from ages 1 to 13, before being sentenced to prison in December 2015. The report found the likelihood of re-offending within five years of release exceeded 20% because victims were of both genders, and because Smith was under age 25 and never had a long-term relationship.

Aw, Josie is just misunderstood. He/She's just the kind of thing you want to bring home to mommy. Just so long as all the kids in the house are grown ass adults who can quickly wield kitchen utensils should the need arise.

We've got a guy here who rapes babies. Like actual babies. He's being let off because now he says he feels pretty, oh so pretty. Pardon me if you may hear me start to call for a little vigilante justice.

A district attorney can now brag to all of its friends about how woke they are after getting a tranny out of the clink. That the "tranny" here is a molester of babies, that was their old life. Before they awakened to the notion of maybe, just maybe, "I'm a woman trapped in a man's body." Since women commonly take babies and toddlers into some kind of dark room and f*ck them.

The moral of this story is, if you commit a crime, just self identify as someone who didn't commit the crime. Then you're free to move about morality with no one to stop you.

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