Last month, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern appeared before the global elite at the United Nations. She gave a speech where she decried "free speech" as a weapon of war, and encouraged world leaders to rethink letting citizens have free speech. I think I know why. If the people don't have free speech, they can't criticize her tax on cow farts.

Ardern is bragging that her country will be the first to tax farmers every time their cows burp or fart. This "workable” and “pragmatic” tax (her words) would be levied on farmers (because f*ck those guys) for "methane emitted by livestock through burping and farting as well fertilizer-rich urine."

No other country in the world has yet developed a system for pricing and reducing agricultural emissions.

It's not that other countries haven't discussed it. Banning cow farts was the cornerstone of social media influencer Rep. AOC's "Green New Deal." Then people started making fun of her and she got "independent" "fact" checkers to say the cow fart clause was only in the summary and was released in error.

Former Democrat presidential candidate Andrew Yang also supported a cow fart tax. But he was honest about what it's really about: making meat too expensive for people to eat it.

Yes, cows produce farts. They also produce brisket. Short ribs. New York strip. Ribeye. And are at least some of the ingredients of a hotdog. Global elitists wants to tax the meat to the point of it being too expensive for you to enjoy. From my cold, dead hands! Or my hot metal offset smoker.

The New Zealand PM has a fetish for limiting the rights of citizens. She bragged about how strict her country's lockdown restrictions were. Then expected praise when she granted citizens the right to visit their families again, and even use their bathrooms. It all goes back to bodily functions with this one.

The proposal is set to be voted on (or however NZ decides things) by the end of November.

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