Joe Biden's campaign for president isn't going the way he hoped it would. Or, at least the way the family members guilty of elder abuse for letting him still go out there hoped it would (see JOE ROGAN CLARIFIES 'TRUMP OVER BIDEN' POSITION. BIDEN IS GONNA HATE IT and NYT DELETES TWEET ABOUT THE SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE AGAINST JOE BIDEN). It's also cute how the left and media are suddenly concerned with due process. Biden's lucky we're in a pandemic. The Democrats should have trained their Biden when they had a chance.

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EXIT QUESTION: Let's say the Democrats actually replace Biden. You know, in all of their soggiest Aaron Sorkin written dreams. Who do you think they replace Biden with? And how apocalyptic do Bernie Bros get when it still isn't Bernie Sanders?

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