There's been much misinformation about the alleged "Muslim Ban" which isn't a Muslim ban at all, but who cares about accuracy when there's a narrative to push. Let that be all the lead in required to watch this SkyNews anchor get sunk. See what I did there?

First of all, is that anchor wearing a navy suit with a purple tie? That's just wrong. Someone please call me about this next time. Unacceptable.

Secondly, did SkyNews NOT learn their lesson from the last time Crowder was on? Becuase what I just watched is tantamount to rape. And not the "maybe it was rape" rape the feminists are so worried about. I'm talking like prison rape. The kind you casually refer to when discussing the future of imprisoned child molesters. Am I painting a clear enough picture for you muffins?

Now, to the content. Look, I know the left has a narrative to push. I get it. But could you please, for the love of Allah, change it up just a tad? As much as I enjoy mocking your pants off, if you could just make the pants checkered? Polka dot? Zebra striped? Just a little bit different so people don't think we're rehashing the same liberal toilet water.

Okay. Thanks.

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