By now you've likely heard heaps of vomit-inducing stories about the Women's March (see Ashely Judd Embarrasses Herself. Recites Insane Poem at Women's March and LOL: 'Women's March' Protesters Turn On Each Other... Because Racism?). Apparently, it's a huge bastion of leftist feminism. Bigger than Lena Dunham's unshaven left thigh. Try wrapping your head around that. But not literally, because ew.

Naturally, Crowder and Not Gay Jared scuttled down to the Women's March to see what all the fuss was about. Dressed as trannies. Don't judge, sexist.

Kudos to Steven and Jared for braving this organized assault on the eyes. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear Nair and wigs.

By the way, the broad with the "P*ssy Economics" was Wendy Davis. As in this troop's leader of all things feminist. Clearly, her entire economic philosophy is based on negative female stereotypes thought dribble. When it comes to holding office, she's out-qualified by a bag of feminist toenail clippings. #GirlPower

Also, did you catch the part where the majority of the protesters didn't know why they were protesting? Blank stares all around. Mind you, if ever there was an accurate representation of modern leftism... This is it. You're staring at it, right in the soulless, vapid eyes.

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