Leftists: they wake up thinking feeling they're such wonderful little beacons of rightness, hope, and all things good. They go to work, reveling in their own moral superiority, lecturing lesser beings as they sip their pretentious tea. Some of them have cushy media jobs where they're thrust in front of a camera. Then lo and behold, our own Steven Crowder pistol-whips them with facts. Behold, a massacre:

Notice something? I've been seeing it everywhere: The purposeful conflation of semi-automatics into automatics. Since it's a lie constantly repeated, even after this pansy is corrected, we must logically conclude it's intentional. Leftists are hoping to brainwash the weapons-ignorant into thinking a semi-automatic (one trigger pull, one bullet fired) is an automatic weapon (hold trigger and bang bang bang bang bang bang.) Here, a gif of an automatic weapon:

Now here's a gif of a semi-automatic weapon:

Now he's a gif of what Steven Crowder did to the SkyNews Crumpet:

Every time Steven tries to steer the conversation back to what was actually responsible for the Orlando shooting (ISLAMIC TERRORISM), this is what the SkyNews Crumpet does...

Because guess what, no one wants to talk about the problem of Islam. Actually, scratch that. Leftists don't want to talk about the problem of Islam. We're gladly discussing how much Islam sucks for all of humanity. But leftists keep pushing their mostly empty heads into the sand. They'd rather talk about how boom-boom sticks are super mean and you shouldn't have them. Because self-preservation? Protecting yourself? Freedom? Old ideas. Hateful.

Also, England? I hate to say this, but man have you guys turned into a bunch of pansies. I'm sooooooo glad we dumped your tea into Boston Harbor then kicked your butts in two wars.

Word to the unwise who think they're wise but are, as this SkyNews Crumpet displayed, woefully ignorant: never bring a knife to a nuclear war. Also, put some ice on that burn, you wimp.

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