Baby, I'm from New York. Concrete jungle where dreams are made and there's nothing you can't do, except protect our most vulnerable from a virus after shutting down the state just to protect our most vulnerable. A virus, mind you, that New York City is responsible for spreading throughout America (according to science). If you were the governor of that state and were being interviewed on the most trusted name in news, I would think there would be a lot of serious questions to ask. But CNN is only a news entertainment channel. So we got the Cuomo Brothers auditioning for a headline spot at Yuk Yuk's in Schenectady, which, due to social distancing, won't be reopen for some time. Because let's be honest, the comedy clubs would seat someone on your lap if they could get away with it.

So much journalisming is happening here.

Here's what I want. I want Donald Trump Jr. to interview President Trump on Fox News, joking about masks, just so CNN's Brian Stelter and Oliver Darcy get outraged over it and we can tell them to go eat a bag of dicks. Whether or not they split the bag of dicks or Stelter takes more dicks for himself, that's for the two of them to work out. I don't care. Just as long as their mouths are full when they are Fox News and Chilling while CNN lets the governor of the state most responsible for COVID-19 to be regularly interviewed by his brother.

People in the media like to say it's Donald Trump's fault that Americans don't trust the media. It's actually the media's fault that Americans don't trust the media.

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