A video has been going viral of a CVS Pharmacy arranging sex toys in the same aisle as butt plugs and dildos. One Twitter account's sharing of it is already at over 1.5 million views. It is unclear what CVS this is at.

Here's the funny thing, though not funny in a ha-ha way. I did a Google search for "CVS dildos" in an attempt to get some verification. I didn't find any. HOWEVER, there are a number of news articles mocking conservatives for only just discovering CVS sells sex toys last December. We're the weird ones for being surprised a family retail chain would sell buttplugs and other sexual stimulants free for kids to see.

Now, there is content showing an alleged CVS with vibrators IN THE SAME AISLE as LOL Dolls. Emphasis on "alleged." As I said, this video is unverified. Allow me to provide a few hypotheses.

1. A troll went through the trouble of emptying half of the children's toy aisle and replacing it with selected items from the adult sex toy aisle. Maybe it was the guy's last day of work and he wanted to go out with a bang.

2. Anyone who works in retails knows the floorplan for retail stores is painstakingly crafted to ensure maximum profits. Someone in the marketing screwed up and put all the "toys" in the same aisle, every level at CVS corporate that needed to sign off on the plans didn't catch it, and as the store employees were setting up the aisle no one said to themselves "hey, this seems a bit off."

3. The former Vice President of Marketing from Bud Light landed a new job.

4. There is a massive Deep State/Globalist/Biden Admin conspiracy to sexualize children, whether it be exposing them to sex toys, glorified Penthouse forum letters in school, family-friendly drag shows, or a mother innocently telling their kid they can pick out one item from the toy aisle.

5. CVS can go fuck itself.

I'm leaning toward that last one.

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