Christmas is steadfast approaching, and we're beyond excited for yet another round of Yuletide festivities. The left, on the other hand, is out in full force trying to impale holiday cheer to death with the business end of a candy cane. No worries, though. Our pals over at The Daily Caller made a glorious little parody to lampoon those leftist Grinches.

I give you "12 Days of Trump."

It’s been an entertaining two years with President Donald Trump in office, from former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton not going away to protesters outside the home of Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson — here is a specially written version of “The 12 Days of Christmas” composed by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

It sets the holiday mood with verses about out-of-control activists, a background of Melania Trump’s red White House decor and even a cameo appearance from a notable attorney who rose to popularity amid porn star Stormy Daniels’s controversy with Trump.

Pardon me for just a moment.

It'd be an understatement to say our Daily Caller compadres nailed it on this one. It's more like they knocked it on an escape trajectory toward God only knows where.

Compare this to the left's humorless "comedy." We're the types who believe comedy has to do with telling knee slappers and generating chuckles. The left's only comedic interest is throwing up jazz hands for jokeless, disgruntled lesbians ranting about the patriarchy on Netflix. To them, the sole measure of a funny person is how far to the left of Stalin they stand.

This video will no doubt get lefties' panties in a twist, but we could care less. Christmas is all about joy and, I have to say, seeing lefties as the butt of jokery certainly brings a smile to my face.

Since we're talking parodies:

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