We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website tend to prefer our stories about creepy old dudes trying to hook up with little boys end in either a jail sentence, an ass-kicking, or an ass-kicking after a jail sentence. Sadly, this one only ends with an apology. Because the creepy old dude is the Dalai Lama.

The high monkiest of Tibetian monks did not realize the cameras were on him when tried to get a little boy to suck his tongue.

The Dalai Lama issued a statement apologizing to anyone who may have been offended. Though, the little boy asked for it first.

"His Holiness wished to apologize ... for the hurt his words may have caused. His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras. He regrets the incident."

I too like to tease children. One thing I'll do is I'll grab their nose. Then, I stick my thumb between my index and middle fingers and say "ha ha, I got your nose" before eating their nose.

Occasionally, I'll wave my fingers right in front of their face and proclaim with great bravado "I'm not touching you." They can't do anything about it, because I'm not touching them.

My favorite is if they're wearing a ball cap, I'll point to something on their shirt and say "What is that?" Then when they look, I'll flip their cap off their head and say "Fooled you! You fell for the oldest trick in the book."

What I don't nor even think of doing? Tell little Timmy, "BITE MY TOUNGE AS I STICK IT IN YOUR THROAT!"

Even grosser was he was holding court with his other monk friends, who found it amusing. It makes you wonder how far the Dalai Lama would have gone if the camera were not on him.

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