Also getting in on the "But white robots are racist" story from CNN, The Wind Beneath Our Wings, Representative Dan Crenshaw.

Also, Twitter. Have you noticed Twitter's background is racist? I noticed. You know what else? Cream in coffee. Cream in coffee literally changes the blackness of coffee. Ergo cream, milk, or half-n-half (what the eff kind of racist ass language is THAT?) into coffee, which is pure blackness, is literally the KKK erecting burning crosses on Oprah's front lawn.

When is CNN going to send Jim Acosta to Darigold for having the audacity to create a product which perpetuates whiteness? Especially the heavy whipping cream, which is not only white, if you whip it (RACIST LANGUAGE) the cream gets thicker and only more delicious. Then the cream floats to the top of coffee, completely obscuring blackness.

Holy Fook.

For more Dan Crenshaw gold:

• Dan Crenshaw Sheds Light on AOC’s ‘Immigrants Drink Toilet Water’ Fib
• WATCH: Dan Crenshaw Exposes the TRUTH About #Fightfor15
• WATCH: Dan Crenshaw Lays Out Exactly Why Single Payer Healthcare is the Worst

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