This week on Louder with Crowder we had Dana Loesch. Yeah, we talked some serious issues, but we also had to address the ongoing battles people are having all over the world. Well, Tumblr. Same thing.. sort of. Turns out gender identity crises are deep, rampant problems, effecting possibly dozens of people across the internet. Maybe. Or maybe not. Who can really say? Science and facts have no place in the gender pronoun game...

How did you do?

Yes, these are actual "genders" the people of Tumblr have thunk up in their abundance of free time. Everyone needs a pastime, sure, especially if one lacks a job, relevant hobbies, or any semblance of intelligence. Yes, we're looking at all of you caelgenders and jupitergendered morons who probably drive, possibly vote, and interact with normal human beings on a day-to day basis.

We're laughing about this issue, but how soon will it become mainstream to identify not as male or female, but of a new word of your choosing? Remember, we also have Nano the cat woman thing and Stephoknee the creepiest six year old girl you'll ever see outside of a horror film.

Also, people used to just base who they were on their personalities. Remember when people where men and women but in addition to that, they were "charming" or "brave"? Maybe "funny" or "like to eat chocolate"? Now those things are genders. If they're not now, they will be after some Tumblr troll catches wind of this post. Not sure whether to say "I'm sorry" or "You're welcome."

I identify as a manilla envelope.