Picture it. The White House bedroom. 2018. Donald Trump is having "executive time." Eating his mashed bananas in bed. He's wearing footy pajamas. They're patterned with waving American flags. Steve Mnuchin is scheduled for a 9:00. Just so Barron can throw footballs at Mnuchin's crotch. Hey, he's the president. He can do these things. And Mnuchin looks like he'd enjoy it.

There's Trump, watching Fox & Friends, sipping Yoohoo through a bendy straw, when the panel brings up David Hogg's newest target for a protest.

It's Donald Trump.

Imagine Trump's response to these tweets. Because you know this day is coming, America. It is going to be absolutely...

Talk about punching outside your weight class, Junior.

I guess Hoggzilla wants to break a record for most epic fails by a guy deprived of a manly chin (see David Hogg’s Publix Die-Ins Backfire on the Left and David Hogg Wanted a Meme War. The Internet Gave Him One.). Or maybe this is some kind of a trolling-jiujitsu-eight dimensional chess move. Hogg baits Trump. Trump responds. Hogg goes, "I'm just a poor, defenseless little kid. Why is the President of the United States picking on me?"

We'll see soon enough. There is no way Trump doesn't respond. Between now and TrumpTime, Kyle Kashuv is likely preparing a #KashSlap. Frankly, I expect both individuals to respond in spectacular fashion. One with liberal use of exclamation points, the other with the dexterous use of facts.

Start popping ALL of the popcorn!

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