Our favorite dimwitted gun-control activist, failed entrepreneur, and all-around douche nozzle David Hogg recently took to Twitter to lecture his numerous, equally ignorant followers about why he will not be having children and why, presumably, he would rather others not have children, either. It's borderline retarded, but it manages to perfectly illustrate both the moronic nature of the younger generations and the illogical doomsday fears they maintain.

First, let's start at the beginning with what must be the dumbest thing ever said with the intention of sounding extremely intelligent.

Kids are boats? Pets are kids? Yes, Hogg, please explain.

Okay, no. Regardless of how expensive children might be, they aren't boats. They aren't status symbols or something. They are human beings. Second, pets are not children. Pretty much everyone in my family and everyone I call a friend has at least one pet, and not a single one of them has ever thrown a giant party for their pets. Never. My dogs receive a new toy on their birthdays, and it's only because Chewy reminds me, and I'd feel bad if I didn't. Great marketing on Chewy's part.

But that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of Hogg's idiocy. His dog and car will be better for the environment??? Really? I seriously doubt Hogg's carbon footprint will be smaller as he gooses his stupid car in traffic attempting to impress girls. In fact, I'm certain it will be more.

In the end, however, I'm glad Hogg has come to this decision on his own. I'm not a fan of idiots reproducing and creating even more idiots. In a way, the planet will absolutely benefit from one less oxygen-thieving leftist running around.

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