David Hogg's ability of finding new rakes to step on is one to be marveled at and studied (see David Hogg Wanted a Meme War. The Internet Gave Him One. and David Hogg Tweets About History, Gets a History Lesson in Response). The Hogginator thought he earned a check-plus when his pathetic hissy fit super serious Publix protest got the company to halt all campaign donations.

Just one problem for Davey and his leftist cohorts. Republicans weren't the only ones getting donations from Publix (h/t Twitchy)...

LwC's Investigative Unit caught up with Hogg as he was rollerblading with a soy smoothie. Here was his response to the news:

This is the part where Hoggy says "Good grief." Then goes back to his room for to think about what he's done.

Young Hogg thought he'd made his lefty puppet masters proud with his grandstanding supermarket gesture. In reality, he was doing the right a kindness. Also the unborn, seeing as Planned Parenthood is getting the shaft on multiple fronts now. For these things we thank you, David Hogg. You may be of some use, after all.

Here's a textbook example of the Hogg not thinking things through. Much like his misguided views on boomstickery and the NRA. Instead of considering the consequences of his actions, little Davey jumps on whatever whim strikes him at a given moment. "My classmates met their end by gat, therefore all gats are bad. The NRA likes gats. Therefore, the NRA supports kiddie killing. Case closed."

This is why we usually don't let kiddos make all the important decisions. They aren't known for having the skill of foresight. Though, I will admit, it's pretty to see Hogg's douchebaggery backfire on him.

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