By now, little David Hogg is in the same category as parachute pants, fanny packs, and Kevin Spacey's career. A forgotten relic of a bygone era. Yet, he refuses to admit his fifteen minutes in the spotlight are outie-5000. He still takes to the Twittersphere thinking he can turn America against boomstickery.

In his latest attempt at grabbing our gats, the Hoggster is calling for waiting period laws on gun purchases:

Naturally, people who aren't anti-gun dickweeds think otherwise, and they had no problem letting Dave know:

Yes. Believe it or not, there are times when decent people might need a gat in a pinch. Not all of us are murderous asshats hellbent on dispatching innocents.

This is a good point as well. Criminalizing douchelords are going to criminalize, regardless of the tools at their disposal. A few days' wait for a piece alone isn't going to make crooks reevaluate their lifestyle.

Well, obviously this guy forgot about what the Second Amendment says. "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, but only after a 3-day cool down period. Just to be on the safe side. In fact, while we're at it, scratch everything we just said. People should never, under any circumstances, pack heat."

It all starts with a simple waiting period. Three days' wait, or however many Hogg wants, don't seem like much of a burden on the surface. The problem is these "minor" regulations eventually add up. Until that three day waiting period becomes indefinite.

People are able to see through Hogg's deceptions when it comes to boomstickery. No amount of trickery is going to make us part with our blasters. Especially trickery coming from a chinless anal fissure like Dave.

Speaking of him:

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