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Dear Liberals: Admit it, You Only Care About Jenner's Boobs, Not Character...
Dear liberals who championed Jenner up until two minutes ago,
Your motives are as exposed as Jenner's newly acquired cleavage. Which is putting it modestly. Also, trigger-warning, lots of bewb references. Not sorry. Here's why: when it comes to Jenner, all leftists care about is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's ta-tas. The superficial, nonfunctional knockers stuffed in a dress. Because of their symbolism. Each bewb represents the new counter-culture.
But as soon as Caitlyn, who they championed as "brave" broke the leftist, identity political ranks...
Earlier this week, Jenner, who is now and will forever be a dude in a dress, called Hillary Clinton a liar (read Caitlyn Jenner Slams Hillary: 'She Doesn't Care About Women...') upsetting not just the costars of I Am Cait but the liberals who formerly supported the "brave" Jenner. As Caitlyn soon will discover, without support, things start to sag... Worse, Jenner also endorsed Ted Cruz for president (Read Caitlyn Jenner Endorses Ted Cruz. Gay Liberals RAGE! here). That's a giant no-no for men in couture.
Suddenly, you leftists, who claimed to love Jenner for his/her bucking the whole patriarchal gender paradigm... are now vilifying him. Nothing else has changed. Jenner is still shoving his giant man-feet into peep-toe pumps. Not good enough for you. He's still putting his hair in curlers. Not good enough for you. Okay, yes, he's raking in money, taking jobs that used to go to women without feminists raging about the patriarchy. Also taking their awards. While having a penis. Counterculture at its best.
Jenner changed his appearance, and thus became a symbol for your perverted cause of upending tradition. He did it in a white mini dress to the eye-rolling of tradition biology- loving Americans countrywide. You celebrated. We made tranny jokes. You called us hateful and maybe threatened us with harm. We made more tranny jokes.
But donning a dress didn't change Jenner's political views. In leftism, identity politics demands you fall in line with the monolithic group to which you've been assigned. If you don't, if you refuse your marching orders for the fascists on high, you shall be purged. Perhaps not immediately. But gradually. One lock at a time, in Jenner's case. That's how it works with you leftists. Tolerance for anyone in your enclave.
According to your rules of leftism, number 17 states that if you're a transgender, you must be a liberal. Why? Because you leftists champion LGBTQAAIP (not a joke, the actual new acronym) at all costs. Not being a liberal makes one a traitor. Secondly, if you're a transwoman, that means you have to be pro-feminist. You have to be pro-abortion, pro-birth control, pro-man hating. So obviously you must be a liberal.
Except Jenner isn't.
What your pending backlash against Jenner has illustrated is how superficial you leftists actually are. Yes, we always knew you were shallow. But what's coming for Jenner cements it. You leftists only see people through the superficial. You're incapable of understanding individualism. In Jenner's case, he was just another jock. Until he cross dressed, embodied every female stereotype, then called himself Caitlyn.
It's the rule of identity politics, isn't it? Transsexuals are "marginalized," thus they belong to liberalism, the ideology which alleges championing for victim groups.
So Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner, in breaking ranks with his designated collective, proves that people aren't as simple as liberalism demands them to be. People are, in fact, more than the dresses they were, the pronouns they chose, the color of their skin.
This is heresy to you leftists. When your entire world-view is based on the "collective" over the individual, group-think is required for it to function. The biggest irony here is that the left accuses the right of being racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic simply for voicing a disagreement... yet it's the left who openly hates people because of their inner beauty. If Caitlyn Jenner's character were only skin-deep, you'd have no problem with him. You could relegate him to nothing more than an iconic magazine cover, another pawn in your cultural-political warfare. The hatred for Caitlyn Jenner stems from the principles that Caitlyn espouses.
Non-conformists must be purged from the tolerant tent of leftism. You do not care about who people actually are. You do not care what their opinions might be. You do not care about the actual struggles any individual might have. You care only about collectives, voting groups and mass-messaging.
Your pending attack on Jenner? Be careful. Don't make it as obvious as a man wearing a dress.
~Written by Courtney Kirchoff and Steven Crowder