Painting at right "Adoration of the Shepherds" by Gerard van Honthorst, 1622

Dear Leftist hacks who pick and choose when to use Jesus,

Jesus isn't a coat in your closet. Jesus isn't a pair of pumps you get to wear for that perfect dress. Trannies included. Jesus also isn't a talking point you get to cite when the cause inspires you, then ignore when the cause is against you. Nobody put's Jesus in the corner. Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior. Stop using Him to push your illegal immigration agenda.

It's usually House Clown Nancy Pelosi or some other token "Christian" in your ranks, who takes to the House floor to wax on about poor Mary and Joseph being turned away at the Inn. Sad panda face. Pelosi bets her FarmVille animals that the Democrat voter constituency will make a connection between Mary and Joseph being turned away from the inn and illegal immigrants. Because supposedly these immigrants are being turned away from America. In that dirty word we call "reality," illegal immigrants are sucking at the teet of welfare. Maybe I'm misremembering, but I don't recall a verse in the Bible about Thou shalt be a useless succubus. Though it could have been sandwiched between all the begatting.

Leave it to you leftists to pervert Biblical stories. Just so you know, "Turning the other cheek" isn't a command to be a pansy, either. Read Yes I'm a Christian. Yes, I Carry a Gun. No, it's not 'Hypocritical'... where we put that and many of Jesus' teachings in modern perspective. Mary and Joseph were not turned away from the inn because they were illegal immigrants any more than a Real Madrid soccer fan is turned away from a hotel in a city hosting the World Cup. Also, don't go to the World Cup. If you must watch soccer, just use your TV like a normal person. Though if you were a normal person, you wouldn't watch soccer.

No, Mary and Joseph were in Bethlehem for the census, not to wave foam fingers for the Bethlehem Badgers.

Oh, yeah, this is the part where we like, cite the Bible and stuff. TRIGGER WARNING: narrative busting facts about to ruin your day. From Luke 2:1...

"¹In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be registered.²This was the first registration when Quirinius was governor of Syria.³And all went to be registered, each to his own town.⁴And Joseph also went up from Galilee, from the town of Nazareth, to Judea, to the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, because he was of the house and lineage of David,⁵to be registered with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child."

Which means the reason Mary and Joseph were turned away from the inn, was because the inn was full of people in town to be a part of the census. Not quite the sob story you were looking for, right? Mary and Joseph got turned away from the inn because they were following a law.

Not that facts ever stop you people from spouting off lies. It's like oxygen to you. Still, this meme is tired. Time to euthanize it. Euthanasia, yay! Starting to get on board?

Mary and Joseph were not illegal immigrants. They were not refugees at the time of Jesus' birth either. Though there was a time shortly after, where they had to flee because Herod wanted to kill Jesus. Herod heard Jesus had down syndrome and wanted him aborted, post birth. No, not really. But close.

Jesus was born in a manger. He wasn't born a refugee. He wasn't born an illegal immigrant. He was born to a woman who, in a liberal's perfect world, would've aborted him. Let me be clear, I'm not calling Mary a liberal who would've aborted Jesus. What I am saying is, if a pro-choice, butch-hair-cutted feminist had heard Mary talking about how she was having a surprise baby, that feminist would've handed Mary a Planned Parenthood pamphlet. Then told Mary about how she shouldn't marry Joseph. Because of the patriarchy.

Which leads me to my final admonishment for you perverts. You cannot cite Jesus to push your agendas when you openly support the butchery of unborn babies. Until you renounce your baby-killing ways, no one is going to take your Bible citations seriously.

I realize that may have been a little complicated, so allow me to re-cap:

A country having borders = good. Also, perfectly Christian.

Murdering unborn babies = bad. Also, very un-Christian.