Dear leftists who feel first, think later (if ever),

Got a couple of bones to pick with you over your new cause de jour. That is, where a person should or should not sit upon the porcelain throne. If you had asked me ten years ago "where do you see yourself in ten years," I promise you I never would've answered "peeing in a stall next to a man," or "writing about where men and women should drop a deuce." In fact if you had told me I'd be writing about how telling a man to use a urinal in a man's bathroom would one day be "hate speech" I might have laughed so hard I'd have to run to the LADIES room. Never once wondering which potty place to visit. Call me a cis-gendered hater.

Also, trigger warning: potty humor abounds. In case you couldn't tell already.

Okay, bathrooms. They're where we go to eliminate waste. Unless you're a high school girl. Then they're where you go to gossip about boys. If you're a woman, the bathroom is also where you go to peep how fabulous you look, courtesy the bathroom mirror. Not courtesy to the horrid lighting. But that's for another post.

These days the public bathroom, which used to just be for mainly peeing or pooping (yes, I just wrote those words, if you're offended by them... LOL!), have become a battleground for super feelings. Remember when battles were fought over ideas like freedom? Or resources like food? Whoever thought a toilet would be the flush heard round the world?

North Carolina has declared women's restrooms be for biological females. Men's restrooms for biological men. But based on the leftist, SJW reaction, you'd have thought the leaders of that state had raided the homes of transgender people, pulled them out in the dead of night, taped their eyes open and forced them to watch The View. On repeat.

A Mayor from Ohio has banned travel to North Carolina and Mississippi. PayPal, in a race to the greatest butt-wipes in business, will not have offices in North Carolina. Governors from blue states (like mine of Washington), have openly condemned North Carolina and Mississippi for this alleged hatred of transgendered people.

Over which freaking toilet to use. I sh!t in the girl's restroom you not.

Here's the 300 pound dude in a dress question for you: what about the safety and privacy of women? What about the safety and privacy of girls? What about the safety and privacy of young children?

While everyone is waving the rainbow flag, proudly declaring themselves the Greatest Supporters Since Pampers, those of us who don't give a crap about crapping in a different toilet are scratching our heads. After washing our hands. We're seriously, as a civilized people, going to give priority to people who have an axe to grind with biology, over the safety and privacy of those who aren't gender-confused? A small minority of men, who have decided they're women, get to use the ladies bathroom... just because they want to use the ladies bathroom?

A couple of months ago we had a story about a pervert man using the girl's locker room. It of course happened in Seattle. Yes, Washington State is the first to many leftist policies. We're breaking ground here. For more sewers apparently. Here's a tidbit from that story:

This woman is incapable of fathoming why a man would want to gain access to the women’s changing room. To better understand this situation, see “every fantasy of every teenage boy in the history of ever.”

My third favorite part is this man himself. You know why? Because he’s still doing it. He’s just sauntering on in there, dropping his pants and when anyone questions him on it, he points to the rulebook and continues pissing them off. Clearly this guy is trying to make a point. Yes, he’s being a bit of a jerk. And boy oh boy, do I love him for it.

The city is in turmoil and has no idea how to react. After all, this is absurd! This man is using the women’s room! He’s showing entire disregard for gender norms and sensitivity! This simply isn’t done!

Now simply replace “man” with the word “transgender” who actually happens to still be a man, with a penis, and leftists welcome it with open arms.

Let's use our imaginations for this next part. Well, if you need to. You may not. Pretend you, an adult, have a daughter. Or a niece. Your daughter or your niece, like all humans, needs to go pee-pee. So you go into the women's bathroom. There, before you, is a man. In the girl's bathroom. His penis is out. He may or not be in a dress. He may or may not be styling his bangs in the mirror. Heck, maybe he's shoved his penis back into his slacks or his dress. Either or.

Now, let's remove you from the situation. Your daughter or niece is in the bathroom, alone, with an adult man. He's there with the state's blessing.

Oh, oh, do I hear you correctly? FEAR MONGERING! You're saying. HATE SPEECH! You're saying. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST TRANNIES ARE PERVERTS OR CHILD MOLESTERS!!!

Man, would I just love it if I was wrong. Too bad this time I'm right again. The left, the same people pushing trannies in bathrooms, are the same people trying to normalize pedophilia. Read No, Salon.com, I Don't Need to 'Understand' The Plight of Pedophiles.

So while you great defenders of feelings are advocating men can be around women who are dropping their pants to drop some waste, because you believe they too are women (even though this thing called "science" says you're wrong), know that I'll be here to mock you when this entire movement clogs, backs up, and spills your crap all over the floor.

None of you purveyors of care are even considering the wellbeing of anyone other than the tiny minority of people who make pouty faces over where they poop. You're focused solely on the cause.

What happens when someone is molested? By a guy like the naked jerk in Seattle using the girl's locker room just because the law allows it? Where are all you feminists who hate male privilege, when men can just say "yep, I'm totally a girl" just so he can sneak a picture up your skirt? Are your heads so far up your butts, so deep in the gutter, you cannot see the obvious problems of allowing men easy access to girls with their pants down? Really? I have to write about this?

Until that inevitable time of someone being molested, I guess we'll have to hold it whenever we're in public. But this movement of gender neutral bathrooms? Oh trust me, it'll explode. It's a crap storm waiting to happen. It already is.

~Written by Courtney Kirchoff