In the most primal of societies, cannibalism is common. So of course it's a recurring practice among Democrats (see Leftist Protesters Turn on DNC Chair. He Responds Hilariously... and DNC IMPLODING: Elizabeth Warren Burns Hillary for Primary Scandal). Makes sense. Despite the advice of even ignoramus DNC leaders like Pelosi, Al Green pushed on a vote to impeach Trump. He was eaten alive. His head is shrunken, now on display at the Smithsonian. Neat stuff.

As Trump would say: Sad!

House Democrats overwhelmingly joined Republicans on Wednesday to defeat an attempt to impeach President Donald Trump. But 58 Democrats supported the bid to consider impeachment over the objections of House Democratic leaders, who viewed the measure as a distraction in a Republican-controlled Congress.

The motion to sideline the measure — killing the effort — was approved 364-58, with four Democrats voting present.

The vote was forced by Rep. Al Green (D-Texas), who introduced articles of impeachment describing Trump as a bigot who incites hate and has demeaned the presidency.

“Now is not the time to consider articles of impeachment,” Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi and Minority Whip Steny Hoyer said in a joint statement, shortly after Green introduced his articles of impeachment.

Trump's crime? He "caused harm to the society of the United States." Mental harm or something. Like, you know, Charlottesville. Except Trump wasn't driving that Dodge Challenger. It's like saying, "The devil made me do it." Assigning blame to everyone else is a perfected technique of the left.

Cue raging tantrum.

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